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Vladimir Putin
Man of diminutive stature with enormous, usually nationalist chip on his shoulder. Vladimir Putins will attempt to combat the shame felt over their height and the disgraceful state of their country/countrymen by staging increasingly bizarre macho photo shoots, usually involving the persecution of a wild animal. The successful Vladimir Putin will usually live among peasants, and skilfully manipulate their base instincts to create an unassailable power base. The Vladimir Putin tends to become increasingly detached from reality in the absence of criticism from his subjugated peasant hordes, and finds himself driven to indulge in increasingly inappropriate behaviour such as singing, dancing, expounding the virtues of “Rep music”, and instructing the wives of world leaders to make cabbage soup. He will normally benefit from a complete absence of the concept of irony among his followers, allowing almost all barriers of bad taste and cringeworthiness to be smashed down without fear of reprisal.
I wouldn’t let your dog anywhere near that little weirdo. He’s a real Vladimir Putin. Before you know it he’ll have ripped his shirt off, sung heartbreak hotel and strangled it.
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Easily the worst person in the entire world that's currently alive. You could argue he's worse than Hitler and he's without a doubt worst than Kim Jong Un and Xi Jinping combined. He ruins his own country and other countries at the same time.
FUCK VLADIMIR PUTIN HE'S A FUCKING PATHETIC RETARDED CUNT
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The russian president, also a bitch who wants Ukraine's land back, and started a war with them for no reason.
"Vladimir putin has started a war against Ukraine and says: if any other countries get involved everybody will see bloodshed like none before"
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Amanda: HOLY FUCK A FUCKIN' RUSSIAN!
Tim:He's really Ukranian
*Vladimir Kozlov breaks Tim's neck*
Amanda: Dude, No he's not
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A dictator who wants world domination just like Adolf Hitler. Even though he is losing the war he had taken out many poor soles. The only thing I have to say to Putin is to kill yourself in a bunker!
Person: Hey who’s Vladimir Putin?
Me: An evil dictator who is hurting Ukraine.
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A jackass who thinks it's ok to attack an innocent country.
Do you know who Vladimir Putin is?
Isn't it that jackass who attacked Ukraine.
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