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When you get a blow job while you're sitting on the toilet taking a shit.
My stomach was killing me, but Alisha was really horny, so she gave me a buttery volkswagen.
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A car that's created for turbo folk music. It can Create a big black cloud when he I around with his diesel engine. It loves rust.
Oh I seen a big black cloud down the road.it's probably a Volkswagen golf.
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A small, boxy car, that looks more like a 3 story Victorian house than an actual car. Along with pathetic engines. May aswell try and drive a Victorian house.
Girl: Hey, what do you drive?
Boy: I drive a Volkswagen Polo
Girl: Oh right.. my nan has one of those.
Boy: Good choice!
Girl: Not really..
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Hans: Hey Günter, check out that girl over there - I'd sure like to take her Volkswagen Pussat for a spin!
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a game similar to slug bug, when you see a volkswagen you yell it out and cross your arms over your chest, which looks similar to the vw symbal, and whoever doesnt do it gets punched in the middle of the chest.
made up by brian thompson jr.
"VOLKSWAGEN" haha you debbie lover you didnt cross your arms, its the "volkswagen game"
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The code word you tell your buddy when he calls and wants to come over when you and your girlfriend are messing around. Your girlfriend won't know you just told your buddy that you're getting lucky.
Your buddy calls, Hey man come over and help me fix my bug. No dude, Volkswagens suck. Later man
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Very uncomfortable place to be screwed/fucked
guy 1:I'm gonna screw her in a very uncomfortable place
guy 2:What, like the back seat of a Volkswagen?
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