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warp torpedo

The act of destroying another’s reality through a forceful assertion of yours. Powerful displays of this form of social attack result in dizziness and disorientation.

Man, I know I'd been drinking, but Si dealt me a broadside warp torpedo so powerful I woke up two and a half hours later still incessantly doodling over and over the same napkin with no knowledge of the proceeding events. Butter-maids, indeed...

by Mike Hutchinson January 23, 2007

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Warped Tour

Warped Tour is an outdoor festival where people go to listen to punk, alternative, emo, hardcore, screamo, ska, etc. music. IT IS NOT AN EMO FEST!!! Its a place where you can go hang out with your friends all day and listen to cool music and HAVE FUN, not slit your wrists and cry.

Mat: How was warped tour this year?

Ellie: Great! I got a sunburn, crowdsurfed, saw someone get punched in the face in the pit, and I met all of my favorite bands!

by EllieOH5 July 14, 2008

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Warp Whistle

when you skip levels in a relationship or several days are a blur and you can't remember them.

This is a super mario 3 reference.

Barry: wow, Stacy and Clive went from having coffee to living together so fast it blows my mind!

Harold: yah, they really warp whistled their relationship.

by white chocolate cake January 10, 2011

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Sleep warp

To sleep a certain time period away in order to skip it completely...as you are asleep.

Monday was so bad, I decided to sleep warp until Wednesday.

by Wafsnipes23 September 16, 2011


cock warp

the extreme sensation felt in the penis when receiving a long overdue fellatio( BJ)

Last night, when she gave me head, I cock warped to another dimension

by UrbanChaos December 17, 2009


Warp Tour

A concert tour for a bunch of Emo's and Goth's. With music about killing everyone or just yourself

I hate my life I want to just die but at least warp tour is coming up so I have just some fun in my meaningless life 😭

by Stoner65 March 28, 2017


warped tour

a wonderous expirience for those who love punk music and all else affiliated with it. (If ya don't like it, fuck off) where a punk rocker can be one with the rest of the crowd to form a gathering.

-dude you went to warped tour?

-yeah, it was like a religious expirience

by maddy October 24, 2004

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