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A.K.A. G-Dub. Located in the Foggy Bottom neighborhood of Washington, DC, George Washington University had a student body composed largely of Northeastern and California undergrad and European grad students, all with way too much of Mom & Dad's money
Girl: Hi! I'm Jen & I'm drunk! It's my birthday! Wanna buy me a drink?
Guy: Hello...I'm Carlo, and I would love to buy you a drink...
Girl: I'll have a cosmo!
Guy: So...What do you do?
Girl: I'm a junior at GW...Can I get a cosmo for my friend Mindy?
Guy: Really? I work at the World Bank, and I'm a George Washington University grad student in the Elliott School.
Girl: Mmmmm...I think Mindy really doesn't need a cosmo after all...Wanna go back to my place?
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The best school to attend for connections. The name alone will open doors for you that even money and tears never would.
The best of the Washington, DC universities and the closest to the White House. Get used to seeing Secret Service men on campus, because the city is your campus.
Dude, I lost my passport in Paris; but I went to the embassy showed the guy my George Washington University id card and he gave me money to take new passport photos! I didn't even have to get on the end of the line he just waved me through.
I aced that interview! Turns out the head of HR is a grad of George Washington University.
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The act of chopping down a tree.
Yo bro lets go pull a George Washington
When a girl with very long hair cuts it short above her shoulders and it makes her look like the guy on the one dollar bill.
Why did she cut her hair?? It used to look so good! Now she looks like George Washington!
Damn, the George Washington Effect got her bad.
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He's a dude who discovered A LOT of uses for peanuts.
George Washington Carver made: medicine, skin moisturizer, a school on a bus, like 160 different medicines, peanutbutter, peanut oil, and way more than that. If he were here today he could make cars run on peanuts :).
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GET OFF MY DICK !!!! - Canadian George Washington
When you put baby powder in your butt crack, clench your cheeks, go out infront of someone, drop your drawers, and fart in their face. George.. Washington... wig :)
“My sister-in-law was pissing me off so I gave her a George Washington wig”