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It's a syndrome that can be contracted by any wattpad user. The syndrome is caused when a user only reads books with a high read count; that is the only reason. Or when he or she does a read-for-read exchange for a book with under 1k reads, they only read a few chapters -- then they go back to reading another book with about 100k to 1 million reads.
User 1: I want to read a Wattpad book with so many reads and not give two shits if it has a crappy storyline, just the fact it is the most popular book on Wattpad
User 2: Hey do you want to do a read-for-read?
User 1: Sure *sees the book has very low reads, pretends to like the summary, and reads a few chapters*
User 2: *Finishes User 2's book*
User 1: *silently drifts away from User 2's book with low reads, hoping the user would not notice, and continues to read the book with a lot of reads*
User 2: *notices that and whispers to the user* You are suffering from Wattpad Syndrome
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sex in fanfictions that is very detailed and smutty.
Random Person: This wattpad smut is intense
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A wattpad girl is a girl on wattpad which posses the IQ of an apple here are some qualifications for a wattpad girl
-be incredibly beautiful
-somehow be incredibly smart yet oblivious
-not like the other girls
-doesnt like makeup
-doesnt dress proactively
-doesnt study at all yet somehow manages to get good grades
-loves to read
-occasional slut shamer
-isnt like the other girls
-always missing a family member if not she has daddy issues if not she has mommy issues
-always sees the good in people
-is very "kind"
"Oh my god she is such a wattpad girl!"
"I know why else would she be completely oblivious to the fact that he is head over heels in love with her!!!"
"I literally cannot with these wattpad girls!!!!!!"
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People (often 12/13 year olds) who post five-page stories on Wattpad in first-person, then connect that to Facebook in the dim hopes that someone will recognize them for the literary talent they are not.
That girl is a real Wattpad spasmic, she wrote two pages with a fuck load of mistakes with the promise of more when she gets twenty likes
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A wattpad boy is a boy that has everything you could ever want in a person. He is whatever you need at the time. He is typically sweet but cute and/or sexy and is intelligent too! Perfectly imperfect in his own way, typically at least a little shy.
The type of guy you usually only find in a wattpad romance book, treats you how you deserve.
If you have a wattpad boy, don’t let him go!
Person 1: I can't believe it, Alexander is everything I want in a guy, he's my own personal wattpad boy.
Person 2: Dont let him go, I bet so many girls want him!
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The wattpad book that is about two people in the mafia falling in love. It is often an enemies to lovers situation.
Person 1: I want a wattpad mafia love story.
Person 2: You really don’t, you’d get killed,
A romantic moment that is perfect or dreamy.
Kissing in the canoe under the starlight was kind of a Wattpad Moment.