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Self-righteous, middle class, pseudo hippy herbal tea drinker. Known to remove the shoes of ordinary folk and trap them in their homes feeding them organic vegan food (usually lentil or chick pea based products) and giving them slathering hugs. Ecover and mooncups are a must.
"This is a no shoe household..."
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American singer and songwriter born in Colorado, raised in Texas, and lived in England. Amazing guy who rebels against the current music industry by doing all his own shit. Hottest singer alive, recently released his latest album "You Are Never Close To Home, You Are Never Far From Home". Toured with Imogen Heap in 2006.
Damn, Levi Weaver can't possibly be married!
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When a man defecates all over his partners face during sex, then immediately ejaculates after. He spreads the semen he has produced and draws weaving circular patterns with his penis.
I just gave her a black weaver.
I am the master of black weaving.
One who weaves a tangled web of lies and deception.
Derived from the quote "Oh what a tangled web we weave, when we practice to deceive." By Edgar Allen Poe
One who stirs up trouble by using deception.
Stay away from that asshole, he is just a web-weaver.
He will just stir up trouble.
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A loud, annoying, usually female yoghurt weaver. Characterised by ethnic clothes, weird diet and ill behaved children. May also smell funny and drink organic banana beer at the Gregson
Oh man, I was having a good time talking to (insert woman's name) when her bitch weaver diva mate turned up and I had to run away.
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Most amazing girl ever. Plays the flute like an angel fallen from heaven and is just plain awesome. Every girl wants to be Anna Weaver and every guy wants Anna Weaver. She is super sexy and has fantastic hair.
Hot damn, see at that girl? She is so sexy, she must be an Anna Weaver. OR:
Guy 1: Hey, check out THAT hot piece of meat
Guy 2: Daaaamn, she is an Anna Weaver
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The best young pitcher in baseball, currently 4-0 with a 1.37 earned run average. Recently optioned to Triple-A Salt Lake because Bill Stoneman and Mike Scioscia are dumbfucks who don't know shit about baseball and think sending down the only consistently good pitcher on the staff will somehow help their last place team. It makes Angel fans sick.
Hey look Jered Weaver piched 7 more shutout innings; let's definitely send him back to the minors.
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