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A person with excess body hair wearing only underwear usually resembling Michael J Fox from Teen Wolf. It is assumed that the Under-werewolf possesses special powers so they are generally feared.
"Dude, did you see the Under-werewolf in the locker room at the gym?" asked Bob.
"Yeah, I was scared for my life...I got out of there quick because I didn't feel like getting my face ripped off today." replied a trembling Steve.
That one fucking guy on your dorm floor who doesn't speak to anyone but is somehow always in and out of the elevators. He looks slightly intimidating but in reality is probably a really socially awkward guy who you should really reach out to.
"Bro look, it's that werewolf johnson who lives on our floor!"
"I wonder what he does all day..."
The kind of shit that you take in the morning after waking up, and have no idea how it's so massive and beastly.
Wow, what a werewolf poop.
I had a werewolf poop this morning, even though my diet has zero fibre in it.
Movies about werewolves that retarded kids like to make.
Retarded kid: "I like to make werewolf MOVIES!"
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An eighties goth rock band famous for songs referencing Charles Manson, necrophilia, and demon worship.
Fronted by Nikolas Schreck and three others, two of which left in the late 80s and were replaced by Schreck's wife, Zeena Lavey (Daughter of Anton Lavey.)
The band released three albums and a collection of solo tracks.
The band ceased in 1992, and two former members formed the band "Symphony of Terror."
Radio Werewolf's song "Incubus" encouraged small girls to have sex with demons.
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The person who originally contracted and spread COVID to your cluster. Generally this person got the vid from an unknown source and spread the virus to his friends. The best way to identify your werewolf is through contact tracing. Named the werewolf due to the old legend that all werewolves descend from an original werewolf who infected the other werewolves.
Bob: I have COVID and I got it through Bill. Bill got it from Jimmy who got it at a Lame Impala concert. I guess Jimmy is my COVID werewolf.
A Holiday created by angry White Anglo Saxon Protestants in response to all the fake holidays that other religions use to get several extra days off from work annually. This holiday celebrates the resurrection of Christ....as a Werewolf. The celebration typically occurs six weeks before the first Monday of August, and lasts approximately two weeks. This two week Holiday allows the practitioner to watch the entire Wimbledon Championships without worrying about work days interfering with NBC's asinine television scheduling.
On the last day of Werewolf Easter, Werewolf Christ returns from the dead to do two things for the younger followers:
1) He delivers wicker baskets full of Werewolf eggs, and hides said baskets in the most whimsical of places.
2) He scratches their friggen faces off while they sleep.
Werewolf Easter typically accounts for one of every five childhood deaths in North America each year.
Boss: "Have a nice weekend! I'll see you Monday morning, bright and early!"
Me: "Oh no you won't! Wimble-I mean, Werewolf Easter starts this weekend!"
Boss: "What the fuck? You actually believe in that crazy Werewolf shit?"
(Werewolf jumps out from behind watercooler and eats Boss, starting with the face)
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