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The sexual act of unloading a 'whopper' of a load into a 'whopper' of an ass with such force that it, in fact, gives the receiver whiplash. The phrase, "have it your way, bitch!!" should be said during this act...perhaps upon completion and at the moment whiplash is given.
Why do you have a neck brace on, did you get in a car wreck?!?
No, I was the recipient of a 'Whiplash Whopper'!
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Is when an attempt at Resort To Geronimo is failed, at that point your prison inmate buddy wants to bring a swift can of ultimate hot sauce pain to your butthole by ripping it in two with a double fisting.
Ouch.
Damn, Hawkins. That was a bloody mess in cell block 6. Well, that's a Geronimo Whiplash for ya.
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iPod Whiplash happens when you are listening to music in headphones/ear buds and a song comes on much louder than the previous one. You're so surprised that you get iPod Whiplash trying to get to your iPod to change the song!
"Ow! I just got iPod Whiplash!"
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When a female American tourist is being pounded in the rear by one of the Oaxaca locals. The thrusts become so violent they cause her neck to snap back, dislodging her Sombrero and causing pressurized feces to exit from around the penetrator's penis.
"Hey, remember when you and Sandy and I went to Mexico and we met Pedro and he gave you Oaxacan Whiplash and shit squirted on Sandy's glasses? Wasn't 12th grade fun?
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An extreme change in the direction of a conversation.
Billy Bob: "So we were just chilling on the couch and-"
Bobby: "My Aunt has a sofa made out of llama!"
Billy Bob: "Dude I just got conversation whiplash."
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The feeling one gets after a painful sudden realization that something they once thought is not true.
"I had total mental whiplash when I found out it was Monday. I had thought it was Friday all day!"
"I thought I saw Susie at the mall so I gave her a hug, but she turned around and it turned out that it was just some random dude. Absolute mental whiplash."
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When a male fucks a female so hard that she cracks her neck and thus receives a serious case of whiplash. Common practice in Norway but has migrated to Asia and the Americas. Africa has not yet adopted it because let's face it they got enough shit going on.
Gary: Brad, you smash Stephanie yet?
Brad: Hell yeah Gary, gave that bitch a Norwegian whiplash last night.
Gary: Shit is she ok?
Brad: Nah she's in the hospital cuz she broke 3 vertebrae.