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Cracker who plays banjo and hacks computers. Poor as shit.
Fionn Wiley is such a cracker.
She likes horses, Americum, Cooper, and horses
Man that girl Jane Wiley really likes horses
Wiley's Lust is a lust so strong, specifically from a senior towards a freshman, that it triggers an insatiable desire to goon uncontrollably. The freshmen in question are, as Wiley would say, "mature for their age", so Wiley's Lust triggers one to want to "climb that tree". This gross lust is out of hand, comparable to the seven deadly sin that goes by the same name, and nobody can be saved from it. Once you have Wiley's Lust, you're done for and you'll become a super senior preying on freshmen forever.
Oh no, why is that freshman fine? Why do I want to climb that tree? I think I'm developing WIley's Lust....
The resulting crusty substance which tends to get embedded into carpet after an older gentleman gives a reach-around to a dog.
I know your grandfather was giving a reach-around to the family dog because this morning I stepped in the rusty wiley.
A large, fat man, who eats a lot of muffins
Man 1: “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse”
Man 2: “Don’t be a “Wiley” that chocolate chip muffin from bagel shmagel could feed a family.”