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Pure awesomness in the form of a Des Moines, Iowa suburb.
I live in Windsor Heights because I'm awesome.
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Windsor, Ontario is perhaps the absolute worst city in Canada. Everyone who lives there is bottom-of-the-barrel basic and has no money, but like to believe they are the shit. Those who live there lack education as the Unviersity of Windsor naturally fails to make it on the top 100 list of Canadian Universities. The only fun thing to do in Windsor is shoplift and smoke mad amounts of weed. Everyone who lives in Windsor thinks it is the best city in the world because they have not travelled anywhere else. The only main attraction in Windsor, Ontario is the Casino and the border which connects to Detroit City (Eminem's hometown). Those fortunate enough to leave Windsor, Ontario at a decent age are now world-travelled and have not returned since their blessed departure. The majority of the basic bitches in the world are born and raised in Windsor, Ontario and still reside there today. However, it is possible for one to be born in Windsor and still become swagged out to the max because they have moved far far far away from Windsor and it's over-population of basic bitches.
I'm from Windsor, Ontario but I am so emabrrased to admit it that I just tell people I am from Toronto, Ontario.
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Windsor, Ontario is the worst city in Canada, everyone is so basic!
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I hate Windsor, Ontario, I left three years ago and haven't been back since.
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The University of Windsor is the worst univesity in Canada; it doesn't even make it on the top 100 list of Canadain Universities! How emabrrasing!
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I would get out of Windsor, Ontario as fast as you can bro!
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Elizabeth Windsor, ruler of the United Kingdom and a few other places (e.g. Canada, Australia) is actually not the second Elizabeth to rule Scotland so can't be called Elizabeth II there.
There are lots of weird conspiracy theories about her and her creepy ass husband Philip. One of her sons is likely a nonce.
She has a strong bling game but should probably give some of it back to India.
"It's the queen's birthday today!"
"I take it you mean Elizabeth Windsor and not Betty White..."
A Small Town In Ohio Near Orwell,Rome,Trumbull,and Hartsgrove Ohio.
Casadea ~ "There is like tottaly nothing to do in Windsor Ohio!"
Pizzaria~ "Ya there is. There's Bike ride'n, Farm'n, and Tree climb'n. You need to g't out of the citiy and g't out to the Country."
Casadea~ "You are Like Tottaly right!! Like I want to get my $50.00 snake skin High heels muddy!"
Pizzaria~ "What do you think barn boots are for? Now go change out of them there high heels and get to work!'
Casadea~ "Work!!!"
Pizzaria~ "NOW!"
hes my local drug dealer. he looks like a nigger and fucks like a beaner
your a aidan windsor
the dark colored circular area surrounding the female nipple.
With that white tank top, her rings of windsor shined right through.
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A type of sexual position originating in Windsor, NY. In it the man and the woman have sex with rear entry facing a ground floor window. In the middle of sex the man pulls out and has a buddy of his take his place without the girl knowing. He then goes around outside and waves to the girl through the window. This usually will freak her out somewhat!
It is important that your buddy has the same size penis as you!!
"Why did you and Allison break up man?"
"I did the Windsor Stranger on her and she did not like it dawg!!"
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