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Fentanyl, Meth, Heroin, and hand sanitizer consumed all at once while sitting in a Winnipeg Transit bus shelter that the city hasn’t taken down yet.
Gimme sum fucken spare change so I can make a winnipeg cocktail there bud like fuk
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Filling a vagina with snow and having intercourse, making it a semeny slush.
J: Cloe is a real bitch
B: Yeah, I just wish I could give her a Winnipeg Hot pocket
J: won't your dick get cold?
B: worth it
A YouTuber. He beat Punch Out! Wii and avenged his girlfriend.
Me : Yo man do you watch Channel 84 Winnipeg?
Them : no
Me : *cocks gun*
After going for at least a month without ejacutating a man finds a woman in Winnipeg to allow him to dip his balls into her mouth and while she sucks on them, he comes all over her forehead.
"Man, I had such serious blue balls I just had to go out and get me a Winnipeg Blue Bomber."
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When brother A lets brother B have sex with his (brother A's) wife, and in return, brother A gets to have sex with their sister. This is a Winnipeg wife swap.
•7:41PM• <Grim> would you let your bro fuck tessa?
•7:41PM• <spitfire> hell yeah
•7:42PM• <Grim> i think its weird that you and your bro are gonna bang tess and her friend together
•7:42PM• <Grim> gay incest
•7:42PM• <spitfire> well, i mean...compared to him banging my sister
•7:42PM• <spitfire> its nothing really
•7:42PM• <spitfire> doesnt even phase me
•7:42PM• <Grim> true enough
•7:42PM• <Grim> and now you get to fuck your sister too?
•7:42PM• <spitfire> yea
•7:42PM• <Grim> that's a winnipeg wife swap!
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A plastic bag full of river water thrown at some poor Fucker
Awww man cody just soaked me with a Winnipeg water balloon
The Winnipeg Police Service (WPS) is the police force of the city of Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada.
Some of Winnipeg, and surrounding areas finest are members of "WPS Winnipeg Police Service"
civilian1: "know any of Winnipeg's finest"
civilian2: "oh yeah, Jacklin, Kevin, Jason, Bryan, even Jack
officerenforcelawdetectivesergeant
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