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Woke

What retards who don't know their arse from their elbow like to be called

I think the earth is flat, NASA lies, the lizard people poison vaccines and the moon is a hologram. You don't need proof, just be woke like me

by Flat.Turd July 16, 2019

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Woke

A word that greatly offends and triggers those who are butthurt because racial minorities are recognizing the subtle ways in which they are discriminated against in "post-racial" western society.

Person 1: I've become woke to how affirmative action helps white women more than people of color.
Person 2: Stop questioning things you were told by the murican government!!! MAGA!!!!

by Donald Scum May 2, 2018

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woke

When someone thinks he/she is cool and popular however they are an annoying fuck. Generally with few friends.

Sean is woke af

by seansucksbadduck March 15, 2016

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Woke

A politically correct narrative that has Marxist principles at its roots and doesn't tolerate open discourse.

Everything in the news and social media in 2020 is so woke right now.

by Curiousor August 31, 2020

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Woke

Woke is woke and being woke is woke but being woke is also woke

Woke Hollywood’s Biggest LOSER | Disney Admits FAILURE

It’s The END of Woke Hollywood As We Know It, And I Feel Fine
Why Woke Hollywood is FAILING

by Aftons williams October 11, 2023

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Woke

thinking everything and everyone you know who is white is inherently racist to assert your social superiority

"ever since i've been woke, i"ve been a total asshole and and nobody wants to talk to me

by I love AOC May 18, 2022

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Woke

To be woke is to believe and assert one is smarter, more enlightened and morally superior to everybody who thinks differently, when in reality one has a sub-80 IQ and is a selfish narcissist.

"If you think 2+2=4 and not any other number you feel it should equal, you ain't woke."

"I'm going to eat at Burger King because they are woke and put rainbows or the color pink on some of their packaging for 1 month, so I know it's food meant for womxn and LGBT people and not for cis-men like food that comes in neutral packaging. Burger King cares for me even though they have done nothing substantive for LGBT people and the food is identical no matter what it comes in."

"I quit my job because they weren't woke enough. They wouldn't accommodate me for the mental illness I diagnosed myself with from a buzzfeed article and 5 tiktoks and the cancer I diagnosed myself with on WebMD. I told my boss I have CANCER and he told me to get to work unless I have a diagnosis from a licensed physician. He's such an unreasonable asshole."

by x-L-x June 19, 2021

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