ya mum

Tim's mother.

Tim, ya mum's a busty ho.
Eh?
I said YA MUM.
My mother? What about her?
I ripped her open.

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ya mum

Ya Mum licks my anas

A:Why do you lick anus?
B:Ya mum licks my anus

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ya mum

The woman i plugged my internet connection in to get some hardcore porn

I sure could go for some of your mum right now

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Ya Mum

The retort used to an insult when no other reply can be immediately generated.

Loco/Spooky/Mario/Luigi/Raygun/SuperSammo/XcoR...ya mum.

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ya mum

tell ya mum i left the money on the fridge!!

shit ur phone had fuk all vibration! yea so does ya mum

ya mum is so fat she has 2 iron her pants on the drive way

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ya mum

commanly used by dumb townies usually followed by innit, who have nothing better to say or do cos they still have a mental age of six and think there well ard' govner, when really they are complete tossers who no-one like, should die

townie scum

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ya mum

a bunch of guys in a production company aiming to make fools out of themselves

i did yamum.net
i thikn that might be a bit sly

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