yo-yoing

The act of dribbling a yo-yo into a woman's vagina without any friction or hindrance. This is only achievable if the woman's vagina is excessively large, usually as a result of birthing multiple children.

Dude, I hooked up with this MILF and she was so loose I could have practised my yo-yoing!

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yo-yo smuggler

the P.C. or (Mormon) version of cammel toe, taco pants, or the frontal pant crease.

Did you see Sister Smith in church last Sunday? That dress was so tight it looked like she was smuggling a yo-yo. eg.yo-yo smuggler.

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Smuggling Yo-yo's

The fatty tissue of a girl's cunt lips bulging around the seem line of her tight pants.

I saw Sarah at the mall today, her pants were so tight, it looked like she had been smuggling yo-yo's.

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boston yo-yo

The act where one perpetrator begins to defecate on another person and prior to full expulsion on said other person’s chest, the fecal bolus is retracted back into the anus in a “yo-yo” motion, which could, in theory, be continued in perpetuity in a continous, rhythmic, and tantric motion. Prairie dogging meets Cleveland steamer

Dude, I heard Sam totally Boston Yo-yo’s On Joe’s chest, and now they are bffs.

yo-yo knickers

a lady, or in this age, gentleman, who is selectively promiscuous.

first seen in Ireland in the 1970s

She must have yo-yo knickers to have slept with that many guys.

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Yo-Yo Ma

Yo-Yo Ma is only the best cellist in the entire world! This is guy is Asian and should not be confused with a rapper. He's played in concerts since like age 7 and played his first Bach Cello Suite when he was 4. People all over the world buy his albums which are very diverse and all different from one another.

I wanna be like Yo-Yo Ma!

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Yo yo ma

the god of all cellests

for an example of Yo Yo ma see: jesus

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