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Usually refers to drunken women walking home alone at night.
After last call at the bar, many weak zebras can be seen roaming the streets.
Hey Johnny, I got me a weak zebra last night after the party...she was wild!
N. A sexual move in which, while performing fellatio, the male or female responsible wraps both hands around the recipient's penis and delivers a powerful indian burn just before their partner reaches orgasm. The corresponding marks left on the penis will seem stripelike in appearance, and the grip of the partner before delivering the indian burn will seem like a flutist playing their instrument of choice. This move is very versatile, as it can be used for revenge by a scorned love or to bring great pleasure to those fond of masochism.
The Zebra Flute has been described as having a love/hate relationship. Also, it may have originally been performed on a zebra.
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Any liquid or gel of somehow questionable origin. Phrase is usually delivered in a very excited or very deadpan voice. It comes from a Lewis Black comedy routine:
"You ever read the ingredients in sunblock? I’ve never seen those words anywhere. You don’t even know what you’re putting on your face, do you? You go, “Oh no, the sun’s out!” It could be zebra cum; you don’t know. You may not like that joke, but you don’t know."
Joe: I found this unopened bottle without a label down by the river.
Bob: It could be zebra cum; you don't know!
Alison: How do they make this liquid makeup?
Jane: Zebra cum.
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referee who has been bribed to put in the fix
"Whatever Ace picked up on the street, he told Remo ... fixed fights, doped horses, crooked zebras, locked in point spreads, he told Remo everything!" - Casino
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Running referred to as drinking and zebra referred to as booze, running with the zebra simply means getting drunk. Being exhausted from running with the zebra means drunk. If some one cannot keep up with the zebra it means they are a pussy.
Poaching the zebra means buying the booze.
1. Yo bro my parents aren't home tonight, I think we should run with the zebra.
2. Since we are not 21, I can get my older brother to poach the zebra.
3. Im exhausted from running with the zebra, I cant even think straight, but Da was being a pussy and couldnt keep up with the zebra.
When you have a dick in your mouth and Oreos up your ass
Yea Tom gave me a Zebra Surprise last night.
A primitive phrase used to describe a person in a social setting, usually the female variety who is either quiet, shy, ugly, fat, or the least attractive among her group of friends. She is usually the outcast of the group and her friends are are always introducing her or trying to set her up with a man.
I was hanging at the bar last night and I spotted a slow zebra with a bunch of hotties, so I stalked my prey and moved in for the kill, she was pretty wild in bed!
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