The Zesty Mexican is when you dip your cock in spicy salsa, then proceed to cram/jam your penis into an anus while wearing a sombrero. You may also include the option to yell O'ley while performing the finishing move.
Man: Dude, I gave my girlfriend the Zesty Mexican last night!
Friend: Dude, bro, that's bangin'. Have you tried giving her a hot lips houlihan?
A martial art created for attracting extremely attractive female mates, by using Daggers, guns and Bourbon. It was created by a Michigan man named, Buddy "the horny bastard" Jewdanburnski
Girl: did you see that guy's Zesty Tango, it's making me feel aroused and attracted to him.
Other less attractive Girl: I'm not feeling it
Guy across the room: thank god for Buddy Jewdanburnski!
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A sexuality used by any person who cannot find one to suit them well enough.
They aren’t homo or hetero. Some may say their a Zesty Gay.
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an umbrella term for people who are “nearly straight”
eg: man who is attracted to women AND non-binary people
im not straight. i am zesty straight thought
A creepy old man who uses tinder to track down young girls
Nonce- catchers: “we were on tinder last night finding nonces, there was a real zesty nonce!”
When a male lathers his dick in hot sauce thin proceeds to in surt it in his partner's ass
He stuck his zesty jalapeño in her ass
Acting "Zesty" in order to pull a girl or in order to get her number.
"OMG girl where did you get your top, lemme get your insta so you can send the link" - Zesty Rizz
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