The Zesty Mexican is when you dip your cock in spicy salsa, then proceed to cram/jam your penis into an anus while wearing a sombrero. You may also include the option to yell O'ley while performing the finishing move.
Man: Dude, I gave my girlfriend the Zesty Mexican last night!
Friend: Dude, bro, that's bangin'. Have you tried giving her a hot lips houlihan?
A martial art created for attracting extremely attractive female mates, by using Daggers, guns and Bourbon. It was created by a Michigan man named, Buddy "the horny bastard" Jewdanburnski
Girl: did you see that guy's Zesty Tango, it's making me feel aroused and attracted to him.
Other less attractive Girl: I'm not feeling it
Guy across the room: thank god for Buddy Jewdanburnski!
A sexuality used by any person who cannot find one to suit them well enough.
They aren’t homo or hetero. Some may say their a Zesty Gay.
When a male lathers his dick in hot sauce thin proceeds to in surt it in his partner's ass
He stuck his zesty jalapeño in her ass
A creepy old man who uses tinder to track down young girls
Nonce- catchers: “we were on tinder last night finding nonces, there was a real zesty nonce!”
an umbrella term for people who are “nearly straight”
eg: man who is attracted to women AND non-binary people
im not straight. i am zesty straight thought
Acting "Zesty" in order to pull a girl or in order to get her number.
"OMG girl where did you get your top, lemme get your insta so you can send the link" - Zesty Rizz