Surt

The process of giving yourself oral sex causing muscle strain.

Honey, I caught Josh giving himself a Surt!

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Surte

a word that describes a young man shirtless sitting home alone eating pie wearing a sombrero upon his head.

wow your looking quite surte!

surt

being surt in simply being sad and hurt simultaneously.

person 1: i’m surt at the moment
person 2: aw why?
person 1: my boyfriend cheated on me

surt

When you can't type and accidentally type this instead of "Sure"

Surt. *Sure.