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a person or group of people with very large cocks who are often found banging chicks.
Chick A: OMG!!! Have u screwed that Zion yet??? he was huge!
Chick B: I know, all Zions are!!
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Usually born in a tribe from Africa, also weapon of choice is a tracfone and sundial to out strategize his opponents. Thinks he's good at stuff but really is blinded by the low brightness setting on his tracfone. Sugar coats stories by saying he did something but really just was grounded because he got fined for going over the minutes on his tracfone. Asks for rides from friends because if he is home past a certain time he can't actually read his sundial.
Damn, what time is it?
Ask Zion, he'll sauce you the tracfone.
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Big Penis (5-9 inches). Attractive to women. Funny and bubbly personality. Can be annoying sometimes. The leader of a group. Awesome to be around!
Zion is my boyfriend.
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1. A town in northeastern Illinois that has inadequate train service since 1982. You were able to go from Zion to Milwaukee until 1971.Until 1963 you had two train routes to choose from: The North Shore Line, which is now a bike path and the Chicago & Northwestern where the Metra runs now.
2. A town in northeastern Illinois that takes away the fun stuff for everybody. Examples include the closing of the ice and roller rinks, the park district getting rid of the paddle boats in their infinite wisdom, the park district getting rid of the game room in the leisure center in their infinite wisdom, no more ice cream trucks since 1999 or 2000, and other stuff
3. A town in northeastern Illinois that cuts things short. Examples include the city pool closing at 6pm instead of 8 or 9, carnival shutting down at 10pm instead of 11pm starting this year, and recently, the 4th of July fireworks were only ten minutes long this year. The labor Day Parade might be next in being cut short this year. This might result in ZIon becoming a ghost town.
4. A town in northeastern Illinois where public transportation is cut off by 7pm.
5. a boring ass town
Colleen to Me: Pretty soon Zion might get cut off which means no more trains and busses to zion.
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Zion is a a black male who attends to act like a bitch, Zion is also horrible at talking to girls so be careful and watch out for them Zion’s
Do y’all see that bitch ass nigga Zion lol
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When someone does something totally epic and your at a lost for words.
Q:Did you see Laura’s Snapchat chat?
A:Yes it was totally “ZION”
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What my friends and i call "ghetto city USA"
a town full of creeps and weirdos. i'm seriously scared to call it home. most "normal" people can't wait to get out of this town. I don't blame them...
4th of July -zion firworks-
I don't mean to sound racist but....look around. what do you see?
hmm... african american kids running around with lit bottle rockets, others trying (and not succeding) to set of their own fireworks and nearly blowing their heads off, and unwed teenage mothers with their noisy munchkins.
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