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Carson: my parents lied
Crackhead: inaudible crackhead noises
Carson: damn never thought a car shoved a dick in my jeep
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Carsons have big dicks and will fuck you hard. But they also chill asf and funny asf. If you meet a carson in life, fuck them.
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That guy over there is such a Carson, I bet he has so many niggers.
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1) Verb meaning to take a golf club and swat at someone's testicles (ala Johnny Carson)
2)The act of holding someone's balls to the forehead in order to concentrate (ala JC's Carnac the magnificent)
3)A means to get a new car advocated by Toyota.
1)I passed out on the floor of my frat house and awoke just before Weber gave me a carson. I fled through the pantry door with my morning wood intact.
2)I wouldn't say I was her fuck buddy per see. Sure, I got off, but I was starting to suspect that she needed to think, and was only waiting till I slept before she carsoned me.
3)That Toyota Prius is looking sweet. What would the total carbon output be if I were to carson my subaru?
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Carson is the kind of friend everyone needs in there life. His life is basically one big Meme. He might be a bit quiet, but once he opens up, he will be the life of the party. He will always try to make you laugh and overall a bit of a goofball. On the surface he might seem self centered, but deep down he would do anything for you. A Carson is a friend to keep!
“ Bro I really need a Carson in my life! “
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The ghetto place where all the Los Angeles food snobs go to. About seventy five percent of the people here are Mexican, black and Samoan and are fat blobs just like the blob in the movie "X-Men Origins Wolverine". It has all the fast food restaurants such as McDonald's, Jack in the Box, Wendy's and more. So if you are a big junk food addict then come to Carson.
Guy 1: Hey bro, I'm hungry where do ya wanta eat?
Guy 2: Yo, lets go to a restaurant in Carson where we both can eat some fries and a juicy ass burger.
Guy 1: Hell yeah!!! Lets go!!!
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If you have a son named Carson... He's Smart, Loyal, Nice, kind, love able, Cares for his family and siblings if you have a Carson in your life that's going through a hard time and scared to say there Gay or Bisexual or Strait Say you will never be mad at you my son i promise
Alan- Hey son whats the Matter?
Carson-I'm scared to tell father that i'm gay and have a boy-
Alan- Do you want me to tell your father dear?
Carson-Please papa and i love you and father^^
Alan: we love you to dear