virgo

UR STAR SIGN OF UR BORN IN SEPTEMBER, LIKE ME
IF ANYONE WANNA FUCK, THEN FUCK!

friend: hey wats ur star sign?
me: virgo
friend: THAT MEANS THAT UR A FUCKING BITCH

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super virgo

When two people of the same race born in the same month of the virgo birth sign fall in love. Together they conquer the world with their awesome traits while listening to awesome music and everything works out in their favor FOREVER.

Man, did you see that couple at the bank make a withdrawal? They must be super virgo's.

Virgo Bomb

Virgo bomb: a complete disappearence or withdrawal of interaction from an individual (s) to evaluate if interactions/ efforts are being one sided and not reciprocal.

Robert had been in constant communication with Sarah for a few weeks but couldn't shake the feeling that he was always the one initiating the conversation. To make sure things weren't being one sided he threw a Virgo bomb and withdrew or abstained from any further contact to see if Sarah would initiate contact or not so Robert can reevaluate his situation

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virgo and taurus

virgo and taurus, soulmates crafted by god, the perfect pair, made to love each other. as they are both earth signs, they truly are connected in a way no other pair are. virgo with their perfect smile and amazing sense of humour, taurus with their beautiful eyes and a contagious laugh, the two make the ultimate bond that could never be broken.

they are the definition of love <3

person 1: look at them, they look so happy
person 2: their soulmates, they must be a virgo and taurus

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Tyson Virgo

a man that LOVES to get pegged by his girlfriend

"AUGH I JUST GOT TYSON VIRGO'D"

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im a virgo

The reason why you can't fucking do that BECAUSE IM A VIRGO

Julien- "HEY BB"

Jenna- "YOU CANT DO THAT IM A VIRGO!"

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virgo intacta

Another, more polite and sophisticated-sounding way of saying "a virgin".

I read somewhere that the average age to lose one's virginity is at sixteen. At three months to my sixteenth birthday and still virgo intacta, I, determined never to be average at anything, went about the important business of selecting a partner.

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