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A religious sect devoted to the word Meep. They believe that it is holy. Any stating of the word by a non-Follower is regarded as heresy, and it is seen to anger their deity, the Eternal Meepismor. This is backed up by the fact that the person in question seems to always end up being that month's sacrifice to the Eternal Meepismor.
The sacrifice of the month is entirely dependent on the Eternal Meepism of the Month, a piece of wisdom which the religious leaders of the Followers, the Great Meepers, claim to recieve from a jellyfish formation in the Great Sea of Meep, which is in the parallel Holy Meep Dimension, at the heart of which the Great Meepismor resides. Only the very Meepest can enter the Holy Meep Dimension, according the the Great Meepers.
When the Eternal Meepism of the Month has been revealed, preparations for the Sacrifice, which takes place the day before the revealing of the next Eternal Meepism, begin. If the Meepism is a happy one, a jellyfish is sacrificed by the Great Meepers themselves. If it is not pleasant, a human is sacrificed, using the stings of jellyfish. The human to sacrifice is chosen by the Great Meepers, depending on who they feel it would most please the Eternal Meepismor to sacrifice. The method of sacrifice is supposed to keep the balance - jellyfish are sacrificed by humans; humans are sacrificed by jellyfish.
Studies proving a strong correlation between Great Meepers whose PMS coincides with the Choosing of the Meepism and the proportion of sacrifices which are human is largely disregarded, because people who pay attention to it have a mysterious tendency to end up as the next sacrifice.
As previously stated, only the Meepest can ever enter the Holy Meep Dimension. Therefore, only the Meepest know that it actually exists. Only the Great Meepers have the power to Percieve the Meepness of others, and they always seeem to declare themselves much more Meep than others. Those who the Great Meepers declare truly Meep often tend to be those whose bank accounts' sudden decline coincides with the sudden rise in the Great Meepers'. People who investigate this principle often tend to meet the same fate as the PMS investigators.
The Followers of the Meep tend to scare anyone living nearby, due to their practice of sacrificing people using jellyfish.
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when u have an significant increase in followers on twitter in a short amount of time
Person 1: Hey man, just got 28 followers on twitter in the last hour
Person 2: ah dude, thats a sweet follower bump
Person 3: i got 3 new followers in the last day on twitter
Person 1: pahahahaha
Person 2: yo, still a follower bump cos he hardly have any followers in the first place
Following someone via tumblr, twitter or any other such medium but only because they followed you first. You most likely have no actual interest in what this person is posting but don't have the guts to let them know that.
Person A: Some random guy just followed me.
Person B: Just go with a courtesy follow.
A commercial operation that creates fake followers for social media. Usually in Indian subcontinent.
All your twitter followers were grown in a follower farm by keyboard wallahs
From Nigerian Pidgin English, It means accessories that comes along with the purchase of a brand new product.
Can also be interchangeably used for original.
A: should I get a new lense for my camera?
B: the follow come lense is good enough for now.
A: Lend me your charger
B: Don't misplace it o, na follow come.
A person who follows millions of random people to gain followers.
Who is this random person following me? I don't even post anything. Probably a follower whore...
Follower Whore: FOLLOW. FOLLOW. FOLLOW. FOLLOW!!! FOLLOW ME BAAAAAACK!!~
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A game played on the Tom Green Show.
Tom Green and one other participant mark a line in the gravel on the side of the road.
Each participant places a pornographic magazine in the middle of a highway, directly between the two dirt lines.
Each contestant stands on their own dirt line, and as cars pass by they cause the magazine to move.
If the magazine makes its way to the right side of the person standing on the right, the person on the left wins (and vice-versa).
Tom Green: Follow the porn is the best game ever!
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