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jesus

this cool dude with cool hippie hair who talked about how great it would be if everyone would stop being assholes to each other and just get along man. stop the hate!

how could you hate jesus?!

by rilesworth July 27, 2006

444πŸ‘ 556πŸ‘Ž


jesus

a magician that lived 2000 years ago,fooling the less intelligent and weak.He was the chris angel of his time,the only reason why we dont think chris angel is the son of god is because we understand magic and know its fake but 2000 years ago people werent so smart.

Damm jesus you turned my water into wine,how did you do that ?

by nothing_but_the_truth December 24, 2008

192πŸ‘ 231πŸ‘Ž


jesus

a black jew who founded christianity

Jesus: "I am black, and I am a Jew"

by J-Smoove March 23, 2006

594πŸ‘ 770πŸ‘Ž


a jesus

a guy with long hair

Drill sergeant: "Look, boys, we got a Jesus here! Get his ass in that barber chair!"

by tcagle October 14, 2007

12πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Jesus

Person who did some crazy shit.

Whoah, Jesus did some crazy shit.

by Qwan Elso April 2, 2005

1061πŸ‘ 757πŸ‘Ž


jesus

Man who was nailed to a tree for stating how good it would be to be nice to each other, for a change.

Nearly 2 thousand years after Jesus, a young girl suddenly realized what was wrong with the world, but before she could tell anybody, the world was destroyed by a vogon constructor fleet, paving way for a hyper-space bypass.

by Jloman May 16, 2006

312πŸ‘ 408πŸ‘Ž


jesus

Jesus is sometimes a very sensitive guy. he loves to listen to peaceful music while he does almost anything. he is attractive to some people. he never gives up. he stands back up and fights for what he wantsπŸ‘Ή

Jesus is so god damn hot af🀀

by darlingπŸ€€πŸ‘Ήβ€οΈ October 25, 2019

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž