job

A problem you acept to solve some other minor problems.

I got into this problem to solve the rest of my problems.
-What problem?
My job.

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jobs

1)something u have in order 2 make money
2)names 4 sex acts (handjobs, blowjobs, etc)
3)something u r responsible 4
4)jack off back spasms

1)I have 2 go 2 work in my fucking cubicle everyday, casue if i dont have a job i wont have any money.
2)That slut sure did give me a good job last night. And she swallowed 2!
3)It's your job 2 see that the car gets cleaned.
4)Oh god! I got back spasms from jacking off 2 much! I must be a jobs!

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on the job

Taking part in the act of sexual intercourse. In other words, the time that a man or woman spend stabbing, plunging the pink, or laying pipe.

Dude, see that 250-pound beach whale bitch sitting over there at the food court eating a Super-sized triple cheeseburger meal with a chocolate shake and four of those nasty-ass apple pies? I wonder what she looks like "on the job?"

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job

to beat someone violently with your fist.

i'm gonna job you in yo bidness

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Job

biblical name. Man who sffered much. Lost everything he had and in the end got back twice as much.

Job was a God fearing man

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job

Can't find one in this crappy town. And no one on this crappy college campus has enough money for me to steal. So i am FUCKED.

I wonder if i could just get a blow job. From someone other than my roommate.

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job

1. verb - to give the job, to job: to not do (task), to not attend (event), to avoid (person)

2. suffix - way of describing any task of person, often not as part of a complete sentence

3. phrasal
i) Job done: task completed
ii) Gone job: extremely inebriated, completely exhausted (rare)

1. a) "Have you done that 1000 word essay yet?" "No, and I'm not going to - I'm giving it the job."
b) "I really don't want to go to the lecture this afternoon - I think I'll job it."
c) "I was supposed to meet Fred for lunch today, but I had so much to do that I had to give him the job."

2. a) "Essay job?" (meaning: "Have you done the essay?")
b) "MSN job?" (meaning: "Shall we converse on MSN?")
c) "How was Hand job this morning?" (meaning: "How was the lecture given by Professor Hand this morning?")

3. a) "Have you sorted out all the papers?" "Yeah, job done."
b) "Joe's almost drunk all of that bottle of vodka - he's a complete gone job."

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