MAYBE

Middle Aged Youth-cultured Bored and Educated - These are people who were once rockers or punks and still like to keep up with youth-culture by going to gigs, promoting bands, being involved in grafitti art etc. Often being the oldest at any gig, they just don't care what people think of them. They do it because they are basically bored of life as it is presented to them. They are educated but rebel against being part of an established middle-aged straight-culture. Often seen at festivals and Motorhead gigs sometimes with their adult children or mostly with younger people as they are quite rare. Sometimes spotted hiding at garden centres and visitor attractions, not wanting to be part of the grey "flock".

MAYBE's are always available and will answer "maybe" to any offers.

"I used to be a SINBAD (Single No Boyfriend And Desperate) but since I turned 40, I am now a MAYBE"

David Bowie is the archetypal MAYBE.

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maybe

used when someone looks boggesh and messed up, saying maybe they shouldn't have worn that or done that to themselves

when you see someone that looks messed up just say "maybe"

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Maybe

perhaps; possibly.
a mere possibility or probability

Maybe they want to try blow?

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maybe

maybe as in if sumtin gay is doen by sumtin just be like "maybe" like maybe they just did that....

MAn when that faggoty ass homo started doin hes gay little dacne i was just like maybe.

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maybe

it ALWAYS means yes.

MAYBE you will burn me that cd??

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Facebook Maybe

Can be defined as a way of letting the Facebook event's organizer know that you will attend the event if you got fuck all to do.

Jebediah: "Yo bromosapiens! This hot gurl invited me to her Bar Mitzvah on Facebook."
Demarcus: "Greetings, Jebediah! Sounds lovely, will you attend?"
Jebediah: "I dunno man, it's not like I got anythin' swagger to do, u feel me?"
Demarcus: "I suppose an adequate response to the invitation would thusly be a Facebook Maybe"
Jebediah: "DAS RITE"

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Definite Maybe

The time honored 'Definite Maybe' is used when RSVP'ing to parties and events. It has all the confidence and decision of 'Definite' coupled with the flakiness and ability to back out of a 'Maybe'. RSVPs: Going, Not Going, Definite Maybe.

Your friends know you'll show up to the shindig, you just want them to beg you to come so you feel wanted. You were planning on going the whole time, but that's not how you operate. No, not you. The surprise party started at 8pm, but you know better and show up at 10pm and surprise THEM with your presence. Now that's thinking ahead.

You're the life of the party... whether you're there or you're not. You're a Definite Maybe.

Rhett is a Definite Maybe for the party tonight. I definitely know he'll maybe be here. Classic Rhett.

Dude, don't make me beg. I know you want to go to the party, stop being such a Definite Maybe.

He didn't even show up for his own surprise party. A Definite Maybe through and through. What a legend.