tubing

To browse the infamous site of www.youtube.com

While tubing last night, i found this mad soccer vid.

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tube

A man with minimal muscle development, usually young.

Every last one of the guys on this beach looks like a tube.

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Tubes

Short for tubular; New surfer slang for cool, awesome.

Jack the skater: Dude, did you just see that?! I totally McTwisted that quarter pipe!!
Sean the filmer: Yeah, brah! I got it all on film! Totally tubes, bro!

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the tube

London's underground system. A very convenient way to get around central London. However it is incredibly expensive especially when compared with the Paris Metro, and liable to strikes from lazy bastard london underground staff. It is the oldest underground train system in the world which also means its shite. Over crowding is a serious problem and none of the carriages are air conditioned. The tube is fun if you are a tourist but if you use it everyday to get to and from work it is a nightmare. For fun try London Bridge or Bank on the Northern line at around 5:30-6:00 on a week night. Victoria at about 8:30am is also a good one. Be prepared to sweat to inhuman levels and have your face wedged in a fat bastard's armpit. Amusing once, not so much every single goddamn day. One of the many joys of working in London.

Warren: How shall we get there?
Wilma: I know, lets take the tube.
Kieren: Are you kidding me? It stinks like butt sludge and is packed with undesirables. Lets take the bus.
Samson: Are you mental? The buses are shit too, and the traffic is terrible.
Warren: Yeah, all the transport is crap and really expensive, lets just stay in and get fucked up.
Kieren: Much better idea, and we'll order in some hookers from Soho.

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tube

Slang for a guy's *ahem* schlong. Used mostly by teenagers, especially in the south.

"Dude, did you see Wills doin' those jumping jacks!? He was free-ballin, and his tube fell out!"

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Tubing

Verb{TOOB-ing}
The act of combining 3 finely crushed vicodin, 3 tablespoons of grape cough syrup, and sprite. Result is a sweet, purple solution that has great intoxicating abilities.

"Dude! Im tubing my balls off!" OR "You wanna go tubing?" OR "Oh man, I'm tubed out of my skull"

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Tubes

The internet.

<i>The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck.

It's a series of tubes. </i>

"Does your apartment have tubes?"
"No, I'm still waiting on the cable company."

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