heart ache

A feeling of helplessness or rejection, usually caused by the loss of a sexual partner. when one is suffering from heartache, he/she losses their sense of judgement.

she,s so dysfunctional. i think she has heart ache

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cake ache

When you don't wipe your anus well enough and your po po is a little achey.
A little brown streak left in your underwear.

My butthole has cake ache.

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face ache

1 - an insult used against an unattractive person.
2 - The feeling of having a pain in your face.

1 - "Oi! Face ache! Get your arse over here!"
2 - "Ow! He hit me really hard and now I have face ache!"

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Penis Ache

When you have an erection for so long it begins to hurt.
The only known cure for this is sex, masturbation will postpone the effects but not stop it all together.
Most commonally affects young teenagers with glasses, inhalers and a chess award.

Dude 1: Dude can I fuck your sister, I'm getting serios penis ache here
Dude 2: Bugger off I'm curing mine first

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belly ache

When you knock a girl up to teach her a lesson and stop being such a bitch

Wilson: Denise was being a cunt so I gave her a belly ache and skipped town
Waitress: I was just going to ask if you were new around here

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cod ache

getting a headache from playing too much Call of Duty

Scott: Hey I'm gonna get off xbox I have a huge cod ache.

Terry: Ight see ya.

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Cummy ache

“You’re so sexy I want to be with you... But I think we should wait...”

I have such a bad cummy ache because (insert name) said we should take it slow after grinding on my magnum dong all night.

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