The act of shoving food into a female's vagina or a male's ass, sitting so the groin and crotch becomes warm, then removing the food and feeding it to another or consuming yourself.
Bro, it is so hot outside but this pizza is cold.
Dude, just Alabama Hot Pocket it and you'll be fine.
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the art of separating the vagina lips and taking a shot gun shit inside, then eating the girl out.
Stingray decided instead of A regular Alabama hot pocket he would take it to the next level with a reverse Alabama hot pocket
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The act of shitting inside of your partner's vagina while she has a yeast infection, then mercilessly fucking the shit out of her (Literally)
Variations include:
Vanilla Alabama Hot Pocket, Also can be combined with the Dirty Sanchez (depending on how fucking sick you are), Alabama Hot Pocket de Italiano
That bitch don't wash her pussy so I gave her a cheesy Alabama Hot Pocket.
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Similar to the original hot pocket, however this requires the participant to defecate into the the woman's rectum instead. Proceed to insert the penis into the sphincter and thrust until climax. The last step requires the fucker to perform anal fellatio or salad tossing upon the fuckee.
I got tired of the ol hot pocket, so I decided to spice up our sex life and try the Alabama hot pocket #2. And wake up to a Portugese breakfast. I think Jane will ask me for a remarriage.
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When you open the flaps of a vagina and the insert a warm sex toy.
With this new dildo Chloe and i could Alabama hot pocket!
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Reverse Alabama hot pocket is where you shat in a girls pussy but her legs are up and you are sitting over top like a toilet
Hey did you and your girl Alabama hot pocket.
Nah we Did reverse Alabama hot pocket and it was just like a toilet
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the act of shit in a girl's vagina and then fucking her
husband: can i give you a southern alabama hot pocket?
wife: yea cause iu totally want your shit in me
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