peanut arms

The go-to excuse for being unable to do something. Sounds suspiciously like a mild medical condition. Originally a quote from the first episode of Clone High, "Escape to Beer Mountain: A Rope of Sand," spoken by George Washington Carver's anthropomorphic peanut.

Hi'o, Guvna's. I'd shake your hands, but, you know, peanut arms.

I'd do the dishes, but... peanut arms.
I'd give you some of my fries, but y'know... peanut arms.

kennedy arm

A mildly offensive term that refers to a beirut or beer pong shot that misses back and to the left like John F. Kennedy's head did when he was shot (which supports the grassy knoll theory). Typically results from excessive follow-through from a right-handed shooter.

When Steve was starting his shot on the last cup, Tim shouted, "Your mom!" at precisely the right moment. This shocking insult hit too close to home and caused Steve to overdo his throwing motion, unleashing a wicked kennedy arm that sailed back and to the left of the cups.

coyote arm

The coyote is one of the only animals that will chew off its own arm to get out of a trap. A human having coyote arm means that he or she is almost willing to chew off their own arm to prevent waking up the ugly mess they fell asleep next to where the mess may be lying on their arm.

Mike had a serious case of coyote arm after waking up next to that disgusting looking girl he got drunk with last night.

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wii arm

What you have the next day after putting in a few hours of Wii.

I awoke to an unusual amout of soreness in my arm after a night of playing wii. Some people may call it Tennis elbow but i call it Wii Arm.

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arm trophy

Either a male or female companion that is very attractive and desirable to be seen with in public. Much like a trophy they have little other practical use or value.

Dude, did you see that chick with Dean? She was so hot, is that his girl?

Nope, she is just another accessory, like an arm trophy.

Bingo Arms

Bingo arms contain a mass of flabbage near the armpit. When jarred or jostled, the fat tends to move back and forth in the opposite direction. The excitement of winning BINGO at senior's night will prompt an increase of noticeability of these babies.

"BINGO!!!!" *old lady flaps the fat on her bingo arms around*

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shower arms

When guys have really muscles arms. So big that they are able to hold a girl up in the shower. For sex.

"OMG did you see him?" "Oh yeah total shower arms!"

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