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UrbanDictionary: Medical Assistant = Also known as a "MA". Someone who has most all the skills and usually better bedside manner then a nurse, unfortunatly paid significantly less. The Medical Assistant is usually the person in the office you see most and spends the most time with the patient. Medical Assistants can usually be found being barked at my the nurses or doctors for a mistake they made, but want someone else to blame.
Medical Assistant is usually called a nurse by the public.
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Assisted Suicide is part of the pro-choice political view. It allows the terminally ill to have the option of ending their life by being induced with a legal drug. Elderly that are NOT terminally ill but have some kind of disorder, etc, are considered for this option as well.
person 1: That man just found out he is going to die in 3 weeks.
person 2: Does he have the option of assisted suicide?
person 1: He asked, but they don't allow it here.
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An extremely kick-ass movie which is much better and more accurate on vampires than Twilight.
If you saw The Vampire's Assistant, then you have seen the best movie ever!
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A modern day name for a "secretary".
Jane: "What does she do?"
Barry: "She's an administrative assistant."
Jane: "Oh."
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A type of assist in the game of basketball that is counted to a player who passes the ball to a teammate in a way that leads to a score by a field goal that's a slam dunk, meaning that he or she was "assisting" in the dunk that results as a field goal. This is also counted as a regular assist, too.
Steve Nash or someone like him, I bet, get about 4 or 5 dunk assists a game. Maybe more.
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The one the principal sleeps with to completely monopolize the school board.
Person 1: Have you talked to the Assistant Principal recently?
Person 2: No, I don’t think so.
Person 1: That’s because she was fired after being caught sleeping with the principal.
Person 2: Oh my god really, that’s insane!
Person 1: I know!
When lighting a cig, blunt, or doobey inside a fitted hat when it's windy.
Zach: Damn bro its so fucking windy out here.
Jared: Hold on dude I got an idea *flick..flick..flick*
In unison: Ahhh fitted-assist...