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When a friend comes over supposedly to hangout, but in reality their internet has gone down and they are using you to get a broadband connection.
Person 1: Hey it's been a while let's catch up.
Person 2: Come right over.
Person 1: I'll be bringing my laptop so I can talk while I work.
Person 2: Wait a minute, is this a bandwidth booty call?
When someone expects too much from someone else. Especially pointless things that take much effort.
Boss: "I want you to redesign all those graphics 2% smaller, and put the invoices in reverse alphabetical order and staple my agenda packets perfectly parallel to the top of the page, exactly 1/8" down, and blah, blah, blah"
Employee: "Boss-Dude....you're sucking all my bandwidth"
A nitwit who directlinks/hotlinks to graphics or other bandwidth intensive content hosted on your site (and dime) without permission, costing you money every time someone views it on their site with absolutely no benefit to you.
Some Damn Dirty Bandwidth Stealing Whore on MySpace leeched from my site again.
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When you are near the end of the month and you realize you have a huge amount of bandwidth allotted to you by your ISP that doesn't rollover to the next billing cycle. You decide to use it all up before the next billing cycle.
Dan: "Hey Fred, what you are doing this weekend"?
Fred: "I gotta do a bandwidth binge this weekend. I still have 100 gigs of bandwidth that I must use up before the next billing cycle that starts on Monday. Comcast doesn't rollover your unused data to the next month."
Dan: "You must be in Atlanta GA then".
Fred: Nope! I am in Nashville TN."
When your internet can only support one solitary device.
Barnabus got really angry because he couldn’t connect multiple devices to Blues shitty one man bandwidth internet.
1. A portion of the electromagnetic frequency spectrum, typically used in reference to the transmission of radio frequency signals: e.g. "an analog television channel has a bandwidth of six megahertz"
2. The rate of data transfer over a specific time period, usually expressed either in bits or bytes per second: e.g. "my internet connection provides has a bandwidth of one hundred megabits per second."
3. A word often incorrectly used by business persons or others as a lame excuse for their unwillingness to perform a particular task or project, whilst trying to appear intelligent: (Also see "too busy.")
I don't have the bandwidth to do that.