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The process of a person entering prison and using the block showers for the first time.
Under normal circumstances when the soap is inevitably dropped, an African of descent man shall appear behind the recipient and proceed to 'baptise' him
Dude did you hear about Johnny?
No? Why what happened?
He just got convicted and he told me that he got a Prison Baptism on the first day
The act of having sex with a newfie girl in a body of water in Newfoundland, The Ceremony is a Newfie tradition where you receive a CFAs (Come from away's) the prestigious title of honourary Newfoundlanders! Much like The Screech-In
Man! I went on holiday to NFLD and got the ol' Newfoundland baptism!
Baptism performed without recipients consent
My girlfriend thought it was weird so she got ordained and last time we camped she pushed me in the water and performed baptismal rape.
Bohemian Baptism is when you are doing a person from behind while her head is over the toilet bowl. A common rule is that the person needs to get their hair wet during the act in order to count and in other areas, the toilet needs to be flushed in order for the act to be complete.
"She was leaning over the toilet bowl when I gave her a Bohemian Baptism"
When you get a bunch of your redneck buddies all around you and they all put in a dip. They then proceed to spit all over you, making you into one of them. This is the redneck baptism.
"Hey Billy Bob, give my girlfriend a redneck baptism."
When a woman squirts all over your face.
My wife gave me the ol' Mongolian Baptism last night.
The act of pushing or throwing someone into a swimming pool, particularly if it's been chlorinated.
Jake was at his g/f's house celebrating her birthday party in her backyard but as soon as his girl's ex showed up to crash the party, Jake then rushed forward to give the guy's bitch-ass a chlorine baptism, ultimately messing up the guy's expensive Versace clothes.