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An online community of people who gradually form an online nation based merely on looks and/or music. Most members are accepted for internet popularity rather than their actual appearance. Rating communities can be found on any basic journaling system on the internet, but they tend to be taken more seriously on livejournal, deadjournal, and greatestjournal
Kaysey: Holy Shit I got accepted to the most elite rating community on livejournal I must be a hottie.
Julia: It's only because you blurred your acne scars. Too bad you can't apply a photoshop edit in real life.
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The ratio in a video game (usually fps) of Kills:Deaths. If the number of kills you have is the same as the number of times you've been killed, your frag rate is 1.
"Dude, My frag rate went up a whole point as sniper!"
you're the shit, you're down as hell, and everything about you is great BUT people don't think too much of you because they don't know you.
you're so under rated, it sucks. get w/me and everyone's gonna see who you really are.
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Writing some form of "happy birthday" on someone's wall on Facebook based on how well you know/like the person.
-Don't know the person: Don't say happy birthday
-Don't like the person: "hbd"
-Indifferent to the person: "happy birthday"
-Don't know but still like the person: "happy birthday!"
-Talked to the person once or twice: "happy birthday!!" or "Happy Birthday {insert name}"
-Friends but not close friends: "Happy Birthday {insert name}! Have a good one!"
-Good friends: "Happy Birthday {insert name}!!!!!!!! {insert inside joke} have an awesome day!!"
-Best friends (mostly for girls): Long and obnoxious post taking up half the newsfeed filled with hearts and inside jokes
Dude, Emma just wrote "hbd" on your wall...according to the Hbd Rate it looks like she's mad at you.
I didn't know Hannah liked me so much until she wrote "Happy Birthday" on my wall with 5 exclamation points! Damn, that's high on the Hbd Rate!
Ew I don't even know this kid...guess I won't wish him happy birthday since I religiously follow the Hbd Rate.
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It's a system whereby you can subtly let your friends know your opinion on a girl's appearence
Shaun: Lisa was looking real good last night man.
Dave: I dunno man, She's a 15...
Shaun: A 15?
Dave: Like a 15 in Blackjack, you don't know whether you'd hit it or not... Blackjack Rating dude!
Shaun: LOL
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1. The rate at which new employees vacate a given job or company, based on dissatisfaction with bad work conditions.
2. The rate at which a person's previous meal vacates his or her stomach, based on the intensity of their vomitting.
3. The rate at which a man's semen vacates his testicles, prostate, and Cowper's glands, based on the intensity of masturbation.
All: Yale's MBA program postulates the "Churn Rate Paradigm" as:
Client's churn rate = k(worker's stomach churn rate) = k(new worker's churn rate)
The intervariable relation is proportional and geometric.
1. The new-employee churn rate at my previous job was really high.
2. The work itself was nauseating. I would vomit at least twice a day. On high traffic days, employee stomach churn rate was even higher.
3. It was a mopping job at a sperm bank/peep show/gay brothel (delete as appropriate). For some reason, I always ended up with the highest clientele churn rate. I hated that job. I'm going back to Taco Bell.
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When a person, place, thing, or idea sucks so bad that it is completely intolerable. You can think of the term "rate-shit" as giving a rating or score to something that sucks so bad, that it cant possibly fit anywhere on a scale of 1 to 10.
example 1- I tried to sharpen this pencil, but the lead keeps breaking and falling out. This pencil is rate-shit.
example 2- My friend, Kyle Martin, had a rate-shit invention idea for a futuristic DVD player.
example 3- The state Montana, found in the northern region of the United States of America, is rate-shit.
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