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when you want someone to be ur bestie but you're too scared to ask them.
Jim : be my bedtime?
Harper : ofc I'll be ur bedtime
Refers to the age-old "cranky conundrum" issue about when children want to go to bed as opposed to when adults wish to do so. Many youngsters detest bedtime and want to delay it as long as possible, whereas grownups often can't wait to "hit da hay", and are also always looking to "catch a few extra winks" whenever possible.
Da whole bedtime-vs.-age debacle equally applies to getting up in the morning, as well --- many kids are totally "rarin' to go" at da crack of dawn, whereas their exhausted parents would happily "sleep till noon" if they had da choice.
An Urge to splurge is when your beating your dick and the porn guy zooms in on thr guys dick like what the heck man
Dude last night i got bedtime switcharoo' ed
Damn I feel you
The act of going trough social one last time before going to bed. Usually done in your bed.
Well huny, its time for me for some bedtime scrolling and then Im off to bed.
A euphemism for sex, specifically related to the wetness of tomatoes
Do you want to come round for a bedtime salad
a nice/cute way to say "shut up."
someone is being too loud or being a jerk, so you say "shhh... bedtime."