Town Bike

The girl that everyone has had sex with, the analogy is the town bike that everyone gets a ride from.

That ho's the town bike

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hipster bike

usually a fixed gear or single speed bike. sometimes build from scratch or bought complete. preferred by the young and trendy.

Peter: Ay Solo, check my hipster bike. I gave a tune up and a purple paint job.
Solo: GG!

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Throttle bike

Throttle bikes are Ebikes equipped with a throttle and enough power that they don't require pedaling, even on steep inclines.

Throttle bikes are for fun.

bike geek

Someone who's interest in cycling extends beyond mere enjoyment of the sport, and who is overly infatuated with the equipment itself. Obsessed with purchasing, or at least admiring, the very latest, overpriced frames, components, and even the apparel worn like spandex shorts and carbon fiber shoes.

A bike geek will spend $8,000 on a pro racing bike just to ride laps around Prospect Park, and then keep it next to his bed at night.

Sex bike

A bicycle where instead of a regular seat would be, a reciprocating dildo is installed. The faster one pedals, the faster the dildo moves up and down.

Emily was extremely horny but wanted to ride her bike to the park for some exercise, so she hopped on her new Sex Bike and took care of business.

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mountain biking

making love to the earth through the use of a bike

mountain biking is what I do all day.

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bike polo

Polo played on bicycles. Played either hard-court (relatively new) or on grass (over 100 years of tradition), there is dispute over weather the sport originated in India or Ireland. Two teams try to bat a tiny soccer ball through opposing goal posts without dabbing their feet on the ground.

All's fair in love, war and bike polo.

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