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A blart is five pounds of excrement, in a three pound jar.
The whole deal is a blart: we would have to give away the whole farm, including all our implements.
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Large hairy animal. This beast makes up for its below-average intelligence with an above average size. Experts disagree about whether the size is due to muscle or fat.
Blart drank eight beers before retiring for the night.
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A superior being that smells of burnt salmon on occasion and Slim Jims most of the time.
Damn that person reminds me of a blart except this one smells like that "Old Person" Smell.
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sister to the shart, this is when a woman is on her period and she farts causing it to ripple up the front of the lips.
I just blarted!
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A bubblicous fart. For example : If you are sitting down and you fart, the bubble creeps up your crotchral region and it is then a blart
Jim - "Pthooot"
Dave - "Damn dude what was that?"
Jim - "I just blarted"
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Brutal Life Altering Rape Treatment. Noun; The act of raping someone with such force and single-minded evil that it changes their life forever. As opposed to date rape, which can often be repressed, a BLART is something that forces years of therapy and total loss of self. Being held captive in a trucker's footlocker for three weeks eating only clumps of hair and peach slices while being systematically tortured and sexually abused with jumper cables would be a BLART. Showering after some frat boy held you down for three minutes would not be a BLART.
They found her hiding from the light in a hallowed out tree clinging to a dirty sweater and missing six fingers, it was obvious to the detectives she had received a BLART.
That girl is such a cunt, she needs a good BLART.
I would never make love to Paris Hilton, but I wouldn’t mind giving her a BLART.
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One of those rare unique phrases which has no physical meaning however when uttered everyone in the vacinity knows what you mean.
Used in conjuction with something going wrong for somebody, usually as a result of your mischievous doing. Can be used with similar words like shell.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh Blarted you beanhead!" yelled Shahzhad as Ahmed tripped over a stool on the floor. Unbeknown to Ahmed, Shahzad had planted this stool in a compromising juxtaposition with the door, a few minutes previously as he hear Ahmed marching forth from the great beyond. Then for no reason Shahzad said "Lung fainted over a lung" and chortled to himself and said blarted again a few more times.
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