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1. Being put down in a most vicious yet amusing manner, leading to "ground please swallow-me-up-and-let-me-die" embarrassment.
2. Getting cussed big-time
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really really really boring work, causing mind numbness. requires absolutely no brain power, just eyes and arms.
"greg, can you stop indexing and blast some files please"
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shouting, broadcasting loudly, spreading gossip to everyone
"Don't be blasting my business everywhere"
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When someone gets extremely emotional & overreactive, & spams lots of emotionally-fuelled messages, usually featuring manipulative tactics such as self-pitying & guilt tripping, as a panic response.
Sometimes, these messages will feature stabbing .
Girlfriends usually do this when their boyfriend needs space & they do not understand this.
Bébé: just... calm down
Moi: Do you even love me?
Do you even care???
What is wrong with you???
I try so hard, you know
What do you do in this relationship?
Do you even recognise my efforts????
God you're so selfish
Bébé: can you please stop being dramatic & stop blasting me
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When a male takes his manhammer and pounds the living piss out of a cum dumpster.
Man: Whore prepare yourself for your blastings.
Whore: But my vagine is swore...
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Another term for having sex, not average sex, but aggressive, intense, orgasmic sex. Original context is a male blasting a female, however it is possible, but less likely for a female to blast a male.
I just blasted her.
We just had the best sex ever.
So he blasted you?
Yeah, he blasted me, and it was great!
She stumbles and falls after trying to walk directly after intercourse. The reason that she falls, is because she was thouroughly BLASTED!
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An alternate (slang) way to describe a bowell movement
eg: I just blasted a serious D
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