blem

to absolutely suck off your zoot and give it that 720 sloppy toppy headstand poo yourself manoeuvre.

my slippery sloppery home slice stop blemming your zoot so hard my creamy coconut companion.

fake blem

The act of trying to blem without a cigarette or a joint, but pretending to satisfy your cravings.

Yeah bruv he was fake blemmin da junkie

glorified blem

A glorified blem or an over-glorified blem is a zoot that mostly consists of chip.

Theo: Lool look at this zoot I just rolled!
Destini: Bruv, you can't even call that a zoot
Theo: Yeah you can
Destini: Nah mate, that's a glorified blem.

Bro blem

Ein Problem/Streit zwischen Bros

Wenn der eine Bro dem anderen die Aleppo seife klaut dann haben sie ein Bro blem

BRO-Blem

a bitch; or a problem caused by said bitch in which only another BRO can solve.

Bro, I got a BRO-Blem, and only a true bro like yourself can help with my Bro-blem, Bro.