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Allegedly popularized during the 1980's by WWF wrestler "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan, this is when a dildo is placed inside a blender and set to a high speed. It is said to cause great pleasure or pain, depending on the personal tastes and elasticity of the woman (or man) sitting on it.
"Now sit on this dildo blender...TOUGH GUUUUY. HOOOOO!"
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When your asshole looks like some one used a blender on it.
Gaping, giant beat up hole. Ripped, torn and beaten.
He has blender ass.
Highly stressful situation at work that could potentially result in your being fired. This may or may not be a result of your own actions.
John: "If I don't get this deal to close by the end of the month, I am going to lose my job!"
Brian: "Man, sounds like you really are balls in a blender."
Its alot like a Apache helicopter except if you are known as a blender
"Look mom im a blender, A trans blender."
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Dancing with disjointed movement
At every wedding there is a guy dancing like a frog in a blender, usually the bride's father!
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a prostitute with crooked teeth
that penis-blender last night really did a number on my dick
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A negative descriptive phrase used when encountering events of horrific proprotion. Applicable to movies, concerts, and other types of performances.
Justin: Hey, how was that concert last night?
Scott: Four year strong and some other crappy bands played. It all sounded like shit in a blender to me. I don't know what was worse; them or Garfield the movie
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