boar's head factory

1. Haven where many deli meats and cheeses congregate much like a high school auditorium curtain. New line of ricotta cheese in 2008.

2. A place where under performing college students can relieve their sexual tension easily and friction free.

Have you ever been to the boar's head factory??

Is two pounds of meat good enough?

Salami.

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useless as tits on a boar hog

Southern slang to describe a person, place, event or item in which there is little or no value; in the same way that tits are of no use on a male hog.

Gosh I don't know why the boss hired that lazy assed guy to work here, he is as "useless as tits on a boar hog"!

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Boss Hog at the Boar Trough

A saying used by men with mustaches who grew up when “Dick” was the nation’s most popular name, used to describe an individual or organization so talented or powerful as to be unbeatable and universally revered. A far more manly and descriptive way of saying “a man amongst boys”. The literal explanation is that a boar is the biggest, baddest male pig and the individual or organization in question is the boss or alpha among the boars.

Fuck, Butch! Back in the 70’s, Easton Lacrosse was boss hog at the boar trough! Nobody wanted to play them.

Ten on the floor stroking boar

It refers to when a truck driver has both feet on the gas pedal and has his/her chair all the way down and is masterbating while driving

“Is anyone driving that truck”
“The driver must be ten on the floor stroking boar”

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Boar Vessel 600-500 BC Etruscan Ceramic

The best meme ever created

Hey, check out my Boar Vessel 600-500 BC Etruscan Ceramic

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torquey boar

A penguin that is magestic

Did you see that Torquey Boar over there?

Boar’s Head

When you’re giving someone with a mushroom dick a blowjob. Because porcine are excellent at finding truffles.

Girl, his dick was so disappointing I had to give him boar’s head. I was rooting around in that bush to find the truffle.