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Bombay Bum

A mild to medium case of 'the shits' following a medium curry the night before. Another symptom is poo that resembles Bombay-Mix.

A worse case would be Karachi Crack or Rhino-Eye

"Whoooaaaah! That feels like I've peppered the pan. Bombay Bum again!"

by Marko the Great August 03, 2005


Bombay Bottom

A nasty case of the shits, usualy contracted by travelling in India, or other far flung place, defined by Arse Gravy the consistency of a sloppy bombay madras sauce. no vomiting is usual, unlike Deli Belly which can be a "double ender"

Came back from my hols yesterday with the worst case of Bombay Bottom, my arse felt like it had been raped by King Kong

by avfools June 24, 2011


Bombay Birthmarks

The large pinkish-red blotches, present just above the knees of a short-wearing person, immediately after exiting the "crapperie", after a night of over-exuberance at the Akash Balti House.

"Sporting a nasty pair of Bombay Birthmarks there Tony".
"Yes, I know, that Jalfresi Extra Hot I had last night has gone right through me like rusty water"

by woty May 16, 2006


Bombay Shuffle

A tit wank.

Squirt some shower gel on yer baps love and give me a Bombay Shuffle

by Ralph Milne November 01, 2011


Gordon Bombay

1. To masturbate while taking a dump.
2. A huge dump.

I need to take a Gordon Bombay. After that chick gave me a blumpkin I don't jack off no more I just take Gordon Bombays.

by Adam Finzel July 31, 2007


Gordon Bombay

A techinque of masturbating while you take a massive shit

Popularized in the early 90's during the mighty ducks film series hence its name

Man Im horny and full, I gotta take a Gordon Bombay I'll be right back

by Russtylerhommie August 26, 2011


Bombay Dark

When you stick 8 finger in a vagina.

Boy: guess what I did when I was 16?

Anothwr boi: what?

Boy: I put 8 fingers in a girl's vagina. A proper Bombay Dark lad.

by Proper lad#1 October 25, 2017