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cayden marie bower is so slay and yass and pussy she is the #goat yasssssss period ahhhhhhhhhhhh
me: yall know cayden marie bower?
some flop: no girll whos that?
me: some girlie whos better than jewjew macaca!
His nice plays lots of sports and follow him on insta @cash.bowers
The newest mainstream meme of 2019. BIG. BAD. BOWERS. The mythological creature assumes the form of an over-tanned boomer who deems itself to be “The Dean of Global Discipline”. Going by the myth;
1. The creature follows you home afterschool.
2. The creature waits.
3. The creature enters at midnight...
4. Steals your vapes.
5. Slides a slip for “Saturday School” underneath your pillow.
Person 1: “OMG I SAW THE BIG BAD BOWERS TODAY!”
Person 2: “The who?”
Big Bad Bowers: “Good Better Best. Never Let It Rest Until Your Good Is Better And Your Better Is Best!”
Persons 1 & 2: “AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!”
*shits themselves*
A considerate dude who frequently/diligently tidies/smoothes/re-adjusts the blankets/pillows while canoodling in bed with you, just as the well-known feathered grass-walled-nest dweller does to please a female who drops in to visit.
Tiffany always appreciates my being a bower-bird bed-buddy, since it feels so much more pleasant to sleep with me if the blankets are always neat and uniformly covering us, especially during the cooler seasons.
We completely got you, we win you lose, game over, you played yourself.
Mrs. Bowers you lose
The #1 candidate for the Class of 2018 student council. Loves long strolls on the beach and puppies. Especially puppies.
"Who did you vote for in the student council election?" "I voted for Gretchen Bowers, of course."
John bowers: a very gay kid that will do anything for some gay dick but will persistently say no homo until he is satisfied with his decision.
That guy is such a mf john bowers