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Smokronized breathing

smokronized breathing is when you dont smoke and your standing next to someone who is and you breath out just when they do and breath in just when they breath in. Therefore, reducing the amount of smoke you inhale; reducing second hand smoke

Dude, when i stood next to sammy who smokes religiously, i had to practice smokronized breathing because it made me wanna gag everytime i breathed in a bunch of smoke

by bananaman321 March 27, 2011


tractor breath

A mispronunciation of the adjective "tractor breadth", commonly used as a non-literal perjorative term for a person or thing whose excess weight has led to a disadvantage in the current situation.

Tom - Way to keep up tractor breath. We lost you on the first hill.
Doug - <pant>

by malarky2020 August 18, 2008

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hot breath

1. when someone breathes on you and their breath smells as though they have not brushed their teeth in a week

2. clue that you have to work on your personal hygiene

"Get out of my face wit yo' hot breath!"

by Krazy K January 8, 2005

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smokronized breathing

When you are standing next to somebody smoking and you breath out/in in perfect synchrony with them so that you minimize the amount of smoke you inhale therefore reducing second hand smoke

Dude, I have never smoked in my life and the thought of it makes me gag so when I was forced to stand next to Sammy, who smokes religiously, I had to use my smokronized breathing skills.

by bananaman321 March 21, 2011

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nigger breath

A stereotypical term used to describe a distinct form of halitosis experienced by African-Americans. Often described as peanut butter and mothballs (Naphthalene).

Man, I could hardly stand to get my hair cut. The barber had some mad nigger breath.

by Marx and Engels June 25, 2006

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Manual Breathing

Conscient, manual breathing (as opposed to unconscient, automatic breathing), where you directly control your inhaling and exhaling. Gets really annoying if it lasts.

"Manual breathing."
"OH NOES, I HATE YOU D:"

by H1R1 June 26, 2009

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shit breath

When the foul stench emanating from one's gob is so potent, that it will actually cause an immediate involuntary gag reflex, burn your eyes, and make you want to pack your sinus cavity with rotting skunk carcasses just to mask the smell.

As soon as I opened the door to the lab, Fred's shit breath hit me in the face like a sac of hammers, even though he was about 80 feet away. That, my friends, is potent shit breath.

by Shaithis June 16, 2006

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