(plural: Cacti) The third gender. The ambiguous gender. When you can not tell based on physical appearance whether someone is male or female, or if you meet someone and think they are the opposite gender of what they are.
Not to be confused with a bishie.
There are a lot of cacti in anime, just look at Marik Ishtar, that cactus actually lives in the dessert. Win!
Marge Simpson (as described by Homer Simpson, often because of Marge's long, blue hair that reminds me greatly of a cactus.)
"That cactus is right, I've got to hit him back" - Homer
1.fine ass dude
2. so fine u wanna fuck him
There are to many cactuses in here for me to handle
A broad term to describe medical conditions where the patient suffers from being a human. The condition was named in such a way to induce panic in patients when they realize that they are, in fact, human.
Doctor: I'm sorry Sam, but you have urethra cactus
Sam: *pulls out a gun and kills himself*
Poking fun of someone; annoy them
Beerbongjohn hated to be associated with fish content so now he will be connected to cactus content
Casually inserting a fully grown cactus up your anus.
"Look! Did Kate just shove that huge cactus up her anus?!"
"Yeah that's a Cactus in anus all right !"