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Tits so big and dangly that they drag the floor while you're doing her from behind
Man this girl's Carpet Ticklers were dragging the floor last night while I was boning her doggy style
When someone is very obviously and flamboyantly gay, but they completely deny any homosexual tendencies. Just like if a person were to hide under a carpet, it's very obvious that they are hiding and are doing a completely insufficient job. They are fooling no one.
Gay: "So, I heard you are gay..."
Under the Carpet: "Nooo! Why would you think that. I like
womennnn."
Gay: "Bi?"
Under the Carpet: "whaAttt?"
Gay: "Don't lie to me. I've heard stories."
Under the Carpet: "Whaaat?! Noooo. Nu-uhhh."
Gay: "Oh come onnnnn, you are so gay!"
Under the Carpet: "y....N....no..."
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A reference to a lesbian performing oral sex on another woman.
He tried getting her in bed, but it turns out she's a carpet muncher.
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The result of a toilet overflowing onto somebody's carpet. Happens when you take a large dump and the toilet clogs up, and the water starts to pour out of the bowl. It flows into the hallway and creates a horrifying stench that lingers for days on end.
"When I was at Steve's I took a huge crap and made a carpet lake. It was hilarious."
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When you pull-out and go to cum on a girl's belly, but your dick is too short and you end up cuming on her carpet (pubes), and she can't wash it out.
Benny is such a carpet stainer... you should've seen kitty rinsing and repeating her pubes.
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Carpet Treatment is when you knock some punk, smart mouth, bastard on the ground and he lies there on the carpet until his brain restarts.
I swear to God if you don't shut your mouth you're going to end up getting the "carpet treatment".
The sexual act of ejaculating onto a females pubic hair, then proceeding to spread it around with your penis.
Andrea let Grant mop the carpet for her last night.