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A vegetable with a very strong taste that a lot of people seem to like despite the fact that carrots are, in fact, disgusting
Person A: “Hey, want a carrot? They’re good for your eyes!”
Person B: “I think I’d rather go blind than be subjected to the taste of a carrot.”
A long orange thing that helps you see in the dark.
Carrots help me see in the dark.
A food that makes your eyes grow stronger. One un-known way to use an carrot is to worshiping the carrot gods in a ritual. Performing the ritual wrong in any way will make eye-like growths all over your body, killing you in exactly 12.4 seconds.
A mean word usually used by the welsh to describe someone as a moron, as in the welsh language carrot means moron. Typically shorter, more annoying girls get called this as it suits their personality.
Look at lucy there, she is such a wobbly, stupid little carrot, if i could smack her in the head with a hammer no word of a lie i would no hesitation
A long, orange penis that is green at the top commonly believed to only to happen to a circumsised virgin.
The new born baby has a new baby carrot.
how the fuck do you not know what a fucking carrot is! if you dont know what a carrot is you are a a nonce
look a carrot said jimmy whats a carrot said tommy . TOMMY IS A NONCE
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It’s ... ummm... yea.. just a carrot
It’s orange and stuff
Pretty cool
Yep ... that’s about it
Woah look at that .... cArRot.