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The act of getting your dick and tucking it into your own butthole. Like a farmer pulling the carrot out, except you tryna replant it... if you know what I mean?😏
“Oh you know AlEx?”
“Oh yeah, isn’t that the gay nigga that likes carroting himself?”
A stage term you use when you are about to preform. You get a layer of orange on your face so you wont look pale.
You can use foundation for this or a bad fake tan. Only pale or light skinned people will need to use this method.
You will most likely look like trump. But for you its only temporary.
“I think I’ll look very pale on stage!”
“Thats why we’ll be carroting everyone.”
A vegetable with a very strong taste that a lot of people seem to like despite the fact that carrots are, in fact, disgusting
Person A: “Hey, want a carrot? They’re good for your eyes!”
Person B: “I think I’d rather go blind than be subjected to the taste of a carrot.”
A long orange thing that helps you see in the dark.
Carrots help me see in the dark.
A food that makes your eyes grow stronger. One un-known way to use an carrot is to worshiping the carrot gods in a ritual. Performing the ritual wrong in any way will make eye-like growths all over your body, killing you in exactly 12.4 seconds.
A mean word usually used by the welsh to describe someone as a moron, as in the welsh language carrot means moron. Typically shorter, more annoying girls get called this as it suits their personality.
Look at lucy there, she is such a wobbly, stupid little carrot, if i could smack her in the head with a hammer no word of a lie i would no hesitation
A long, orange penis that is green at the top commonly believed to only to happen to a circumsised virgin.
The new born baby has a new baby carrot.