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Hairy Caterpillar

Definition 1: hairy caterpillar s glued to your head by sherk himself , don’t be surpriseded wehn they turn into buterflys.

Definition 2: A mold that grows on your face with a singular hair growing out of it, very scraggly with dried pus…

Definition 3: A caterpillar that is a furry; a furry is a person or thing who is romantically in luv with plushies. Therefore a hairy caterpillar is a furry friend with a lot o body hair that jiggles when happy (only sometimes though).

Example One:
Person 1: hey look at the hairy kids Pilar on your forehand it looks like a a underwhelming moth.. good job Mr. Francine butt.

Example Two:
Person 2: Hey, feel my skin, I thunk that it has gotten byletter

Person3: Pushes certain areas with fingertips as a waterfall of pus dribbles out
“Man, look at that consistency!it’s definitely healed more,now I can make that apple pie I have been waiting for!

Example Three:
Person 4: eww look at that hairy caterpillar with its pikachu body pillow.
Person 5: Omg ikr it’s su ck a furry

by Willybumweetoe May 4, 2022


Jungle Caterpillar

In this sex act, When you a sinus infection you sneeze into a big hairy pussy like a hankie til' it looks as green as a tropical forest. Then, get another girl to eat her out and suck on and gag release on your cock til' all the snot is on your dick.

Me and my bi gf got her girl to give me a jungle caterpillar.

by EatItAndLikeIt January 17, 2018


caterpillar wee

An Australia beer, that carries the distinct notes of caterpillar's piss.

Wow Sam, that beer tastes like caterpillar wee.

by Sarahandgreen February 26, 2014


Creepy Caterpillars

A Creepy Caterpillar is a little mangy fucker that goes right for the knee caps.they hunt in packs of 3 and half.You can tell if it’s a creepy caterpillar by there yodeling scream of our agony.They are also quite hairy and are usually a pasty skin color.

Guy 1:Did you see those Creepy Caterpillars over there?

Guy 2 :bruh those were ladies .

Guy 1: Creepy Caterpillars are pasty hairy and mangy..those were Creepy Caterpillars.

by Zangybangy851191 August 21, 2019


puss caterpillar

A ridiculously large clit that is covered in peach fuzz

The girls puss caterpillar was bigger then my wang, it was freaky AF

by MattyB4$ January 13, 2018


rusty caterpillar

The way your penise looks after anal sex with someone who has diareha

After their fabulous date and night out. things got heated up. John realized maybe Indian food wasn't the best choice for a first date. Because now Susan has left him with a rusty caterpillar to remember her by.

by Redbeard51185 September 8, 2018


Stealth Caterpillar

The act of sneakily crossing a large distance in a sleeping bag because one is too lazy to leave it and walk. In order to become the LEGENDARY Stealth Caterpillar you MUST do the 'inching' movement that caterpillars are known for. You must also be incredibly sketchy and stealthy.

Being a Stealth Caterpillar is a prestigious station and the capability to be in such an occupation generally limited to theatre technicians.

Bob- "Stan, it's the middle of the night. What are you doing?"
Stan- "Well, I'm being a Stealth Caterpillar on my way to the restroom."
Bob- "You're not inching."
Stan- "What?"
Bob- "You are not inching."
Stan- "Well I don't see how that really makes a--
Bob- "You are not worthy!"

by SketchyMcGee March 31, 2011