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im not a hippie or goth or nethin, jus normal and i stil think that charvas r scuffs hu hang around outside tescos fleggin on tha floor in their trackies and shoutin "ear rite..." and "init". Hu eva sed dat they have expensive clothes needs shootin, no offence but wot planet r they from i mean since wen has adidas poppers and tape players with new monkeys blastin out of been good. What i acnt understand is how they get their hats to stay on their heads wen its windy as there balanced at a 90 degree angle on the backs of their head so you can see the huge lethal fringe sticking out. i suppose if they wana spend ther lives in council estastes or outside supermarkets stoned or pist then its up 2 them, better than havin no goals i suppose. half of them end up in prison for dealin pills at raves to 10 year olds. and hu tha hell serves the lil 10 year olf for fags coz they always seem to have one in their hand!!!i do have friends hu aer slightly on tha charva side so im not stereotyping all of u, but some things jus hav 2 b sed.
what du cal a townie in a cupboard?
init!
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In-depth defintion, PART FOUR:
Popular charva hobbies and pastimes include theft, fraud, fire and accruing large amounts of debt from Crazy Georges (now Bright House) which gives way to one of their favourite pursuits of all - moving house and changing their identity for the purposes of obtaining more credit. Most charvae hence owe anywhere upward of £20,000 and have multiple warrants out for their arrest. They are also keen larceners. However, competing over the most comprehensive and colourful criminal record is perhaps the most enduring folk-sport among charva-kind. At leisure (or in cells), favourite charva TV shows include 'Police, Camera, Action', 'Hard Bastards' and the profound observations aired by Trisha give them their early morning thinking-matter, which braces them for a hard day of drinking and teaching their toddlers to swear while simultaneously smacking them for asking questions. Charvae on the whole do not own cars, though a popular pursuit is to steal one to see how the other half live, then torch it out of envy. Charvae also do not enjoy carrying weapons of any description, against the popular belief. This is only because most cannot afford them, plus the fact that no-one will sell them to charvae in the wise belief that they would deploy them for sport at a moment's notice.
Popular charva hobbies and pastimes include theft, fraud, fire and accruing large amounts of debt from Crazy Georges
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well solid people who pick on kidz 45 times smaller than them. and drink cheap booz and tinnys in parks while wearing their burbuary cloths and hang around with lasses with about 400 chaains on and ear rings the size of a frige
awer ya ganin to the paark nd dust the rest of our tinys nd chin a cupple of bens
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Charvas are duh bestests and weas all cools and stuff like hew We wear da shoes dat better dan dat ovva stuff like boots an stuff like hew. dem goffs are stoopidest cos theys all baggys an stuff. wes all gots stuffs better an livs off da guvenment.
"I am a stoopid charva with 3 kids with different women and I am not as hard as I act"
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One who politely enquires passers by as to whether or not they have any spare change available for use on public transport.
"Scuse me wor kid, can y help iz oot"?
Wor lass is pregnant an a haven't got enuff money t get yem. Can y borrer is thorty seven pence for the metty pleeze"?
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a lad/lass who wears strippy jumpers(henry lloyd that is)tracksuit bottoms and the boots(rockports). they all wear them berghouses (the merra peak ones)the lasses have fringes and wear all the stars and bars nd button necklaces and them big earrings(bugie swingers)they walk around as if they rule the place and if they see you theyll say 'lend iz a snowt' thats can i please lend a ciggareet in english haha. they go around tourching cars and robbing old ladies. they also do that horrible griffey on the walls of the metro's and drink on street corners. most of them have left school by the age of 15.
'lend iz a snowt'
'takst'
'ill burst yee'
'err hippys lets do them'
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scum of the earth borghoose wearing tossers
i used to sell the mera peak (berghaus)jackets to the charvas, they would come in an say: " av yee got that bluee borghoose?" i would stand there and ask: "err which one are you after" the reply would be " the blue one like". So after 20mins trying to figure out exactly which one it is ( there are many borghooses) they would finally pay £250 in a wad of tenners, where do they get their money from? Im one of those hippie types not that i have long hair but they always think i am.." howw yee hiipie cunt" i just laugh. no education, no brains too much cheap piss and yes i totally agree kids at the age of 14. they should be wiped from the face of the earth. The Glaswegian name for a charva is NED or Non Educated Delinquient.. very true
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