Chess Alzheimer's

When you're playing chess and you take so long thinking about what move you're going to make that you end up making an idiotic move you spotted in the first 5 seconds but forgot about later on.

During a game of chess, after thinking about his move for 20 minutes ...

Ryan: Ah ha! Eat that! You have been had my friend.
(Jon swoops in and takes Ryan's queen)
Ryan: (Gasp)
Jon: Looks like the ol' Chess Alzheimer's got you again. Checkmate, fool.
Ryan: (Tears up)
Jon: It's okay man. Let's go watch Upstream Color. It'll cheer you up.
Ryan: No thanks, I like stories that are actually good. You know, with a beginning, middle, and end. Fuck that $hit. I'm going to play Halo. (flips chess board and leaves with dignity)

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gary chess

founder of chess, soon to release chess 2.0

Oh my god, is that Gary Chess

Damn straight! He be fucking bitches

Chess Pigeon

noun.
A person who, analogously, kicks over the chess board, and struts around, acting like a winner, when nothing but a mess happened.

That fool really fumbled the presentation, then actually acted as though they saved the day...what a friggin Chess Pigeon.

blitz chess

Blitz Chess is a variant of chess that is played under quick time controls, usually 5 minute or 3 minutes allocated to each side. It is highly addicting to many chess players, and widely played on internet servers such as Internet Chess Club, and Playchess.

Man, Joe I just beat a 2300 on playchess in blitz chess. I can beat Kasparov now.

strip chess

a traditionally nerdy game of chess that turns into a sexual game where as pieces are captured by the opposing player, the player who lost the piece must remove an item of clothing. this can be a rachet experience

hey guys, lets play some strip chess?

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chess whore

The reason chess players get so much tang. They always know the right moves, and have no trouble forking the queen.

Emily is such a chess whore, she's been obsessed with Gary Kasparov for like six years

chess simp

When you don’t take the queen in a game of chess even though the opportunity is obvious. Done out of 𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑐𝑐 for women.
Term first coined by the Trash Taste podcast, when they held their chess tournament arc.

Chess Noob: “Why didn’t they take the queen?”
Chess Expert: “My child, they’re a chess simp.”
Chess Noob: “Ah, I see.”

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