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There is no true definition for Keep Calm And Chive On, but this is the best I have. It Is a phrase used when life is hard and there is nothing you can do about it but take the next step. It is like a cheer from a football team that everyone loves!
My house burned down during the storms while I was at the hospital getting chemo treatment for my cancer, just have to keep calm and chive on.
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What my boyfriend does while taking a dump.
*Insert image of girl opening the door on Chive addicted boyfriend scrolling through app as he sits on toilet*
*Insert second image of girl reassuring him to "Keep Calm and Chive On!" while closing the door and running away*
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A special Bob's Burgers burger... that's served with no chives!
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Don't Give Me No Chive Burger, you should try it!"
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Apparently it's what System of a Down likes on their pizza.
From SOAD's "Chic 'n' Stu"
What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy,
What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy,
pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives
pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives
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Combination of chat and alive, the opposite of ched
bagmoss: :ched:
Dorol: No, chive ):<
Chives is the legendary butler from the SML universe. He hates his life and wants to die. After his debut in the SML video "SML Movie: Joseph The Millionaire!" He has gotten his own puppet, had a cult following, and is now appearing in the recent SML videos.
Chives get me smart water, I want smart water!
i’m not stepping, i’m caressing 🤨
chives: when applied to shoulders