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A strong Sativa strain covered in dense Indica hash, than smothered in hybrid hash oil, than finally rolled in as much keif possible, this miraculous ball of zen, sedation, and optimism will never leave the unsuspecting victim disappointed.
Aye man you got any more of those Chocolate Covered Mind Fucks? My bitch teal thinks its a myth
The best damn candy ever. The only problem is nobody sells them :( got to go all the freaking way to Beatty for them. Everyone bags on them for some reason ... I personly would DIE without them.
Dude! I got to get to Beatty to get some more Chocolate Covered Gummie Bears.
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What a redhead becomes when you jizz on her face.
"Dude totally had my chocolate covered strawberry on her knees last night. It was awesome"
"Nice man."
*High Five*
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When a man is finished having anal sex with his partner, and the partner then proceeds to perform fellatio, thus having themself a nice chocolate treat.
Afterwards, the partner may even enjoy a salty snack to go with it.
Monica, did you enjoy the chocolate covered pretzel?
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When a dude lies on his back underneath a glass table and a girl sits on the glass table with her butt cheeeks pressed to the glass table and flicks the bean while taking a dump on the glass table.
At Starbucks the other day I asked for a chocolate covered coffee bean at the recommendation of a friend. The Barista ran my credit card for $500 and proceeded to disrobe, press the ham, flick the bean and poop out the ham while I watched from below. Def got a semi.
The name given to a wealthy, old, gay man who is dating a much younger gay man.
The only reason Bob is with that Chocolate-covered Sugar Daddy is because he bought him that BMW!
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when a guy is buttfucking a girl and slips her a laxative. he then removes his penis from her anus, leaving it covered in shit. he then slides his dick up her torso leaving a trail of shit everywhere its been.
i gave that bitch a chocolate covered night crawler
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